Salt Dragon

I have come forth from Mitzrayim. I am thirsty.

merkkultra:

what hath late capitalism wrought

Juggalo Coin: now considered legal tender at all Guy Fieri restaurants and Smash Mouth concerts. ICP Insured.

merkkultra:

what hath late capitalism wrought

Juggalo Coin: now considered legal tender at all Guy Fieri restaurants and Smash Mouth concerts. ICP Insured.

foxtrotsky:

fuckyeahsoftzionism:

i’m so sorry that yr nordic ancestors were oppressed by easter eggs D’: 

my celtic ancestors are being oppressed by the nordic tradition of easter eggs bc they forced their stupid eggy traditions onto us

EASTER EGG OPPRESHUN

yeah, well maybe you should have thought twice before you forced the cult of epona on the rest of the roman empire.

fuckyeahsoftzionism:

i’m so sorry that yr nordic ancestors were oppressed by easter eggs D’: 

BRB, stealing egg-money from children for the ZOG.

yiddishlitgems:

yiddishlitgems:

saltdragon:

fuckyeahsoftzionism:

are pastors and priests really so uncreative, so unable to keep church attendance up, that they have to steal jewish rituals to get congregants excited about church?

Can’t they just do an egg hunt and leave our traditions…

I mean I’m Not gonna lie I’ve been thrown out of an Easter egg hunt for threatening people.

And yes, it is real. Eggs are usually filled with candy, and coins (think pennies) but that wasn’t cutting it. So one year my church added two “GOLDEN EGGS” to the mix.
Each golden egg had fifty dollars in it, and I think there was a “silver egg” with a twenty in it. Now obviously, you are supposed to give the found money back to the church in tithes. However, the year I found the golden egg (because I made my mom drive me an hour early so I could sit in the cAr in the parking lot and watch the moms hide them) I kept the cash. I think I put it towards a tomogotchi?

And that’s what Easter means to me

Holy shit, it’s real.

yiddishlitgems:

saltdragon:

fuckyeahsoftzionism:

are pastors and priests really so uncreative, so unable to keep church attendance up, that they have to steal jewish rituals to get congregants excited about church?

Can’t they just do an egg hunt and leave our traditions alone?

@fuckyeahsoftZionsim
Yes. Also: they hide $ in the Easter eggs. You better believe I was out there first thing getting my hunt on.

If they were hiding money in easter eggs, I’d be out there, pushing little kids over and taking their sweet egg-monies.

fuckyeahsoftzionism:

are pastors and priests really so uncreative, so unable to keep church attendance up, that they have to steal jewish rituals to get congregants excited about church?

Can’t they just do an egg hunt and leave our traditions alone?

The Mountain Goats - Weekend In Western Illinois
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And we love these dogs that roll on the lawns here in Galesburg 
Because they seem to know something nobody else knows.
It is written in the smiles on their faces,
A
nd it rings in their high young voices
W
e are burning up all of our choices up here
W
here the tall grass grows, up here in Galesburg.

But we love these dogs that loll in the rain here in Galesburg
As the new season rocks them in its terrible arms.
Yeah they howl as though the world were ending,
And we are watching the sky unwinding
And some of our promises were binding up here where our dreams take form
Up here in Galesburg.

sheishine:

「出して〜〜」 “Let me out!!” #centipede #felt #needlefelting #craft #art

sheishine:

「出して〜〜」 “Let me out!!” #centipede #felt #needlefelting #craft #art